Anonymous asked:
I'm pretty sure I saw a gay porn of you once...
setheverman Answer:
those days are behind me now…
ffmaniac17 asked:
top 5 puns?
connorcillium Answer:
basically everything in this poster
(Source: glumghost, via mandromeda)
David: *plays a secret chord*
The Lord: nice!
You: mehIt: *goes like this*
4th & 5th: *exists consecutively*
Fall: minor
Lift: major
King: *baffled but composing* HallelujahYour faith: strong, but needing proof
Her: seen bathing on the roof
You: overthrown by beauty and moonlight
She tied you to: a kitchen chair
Your throne: broken
Your hair: cut
Drawn from your lips: The Hallelujah
(Source: otmaromanovas, via voltisubito)
Discord culture
6ark:
-”we should move it to #general”
-come on internet don’t give up on me rn just send this fucking message, the first one doesn’t make any sense without it, and HELL you sent it out of order, oh my god BYE I am out I am socially dead now
-???who else reacted with that emoji I NEED to know
-talking to the same person in 3 servers and 5 channels at the same time about unrelated things
-”goodnight !!!!” *only make yourself invisible to go for a last ninja stroll on tumblr/twitter/instagram/whatever before the real snooze*
-”what time is it where you are again”
-the off topic channel that becomes the busiest
-congrats!!! u successfully edited your message but the server’s shiteater already pointed out your typo
-muting the notifications at lightspeed in busy servers with 7 bots
-”I should leave some servers I am in 33 of them”
-”@everyone *irrelevant thing*
feel free to add
-*the chat is super busy but instead of partcipating in the conversation you are just watching it scroll by and reading everything, nodding and agreeing at messages and giggling*
-”Hey, I am invinsible because I don’t want that person to see I’m online lol”
-AN ACTUAL FUNCTIONING MESSAGE SEARCH SYSTEM
-Typing
like this
because you need to
make everyone wait
for the rest of your text
like
wait for my text in excitement-”wHO CHANGED MY NICKNAME TO “MACARONI MC CLUB”
-everyone is in voicechat when you can’t join in but at a time when you can actually talk with everyone you just stay in mute because you’re too shy
-”Why is #channel a thing again?”
- instantly regret making a server
- “why the fuck is my role peepee egg”
- having this anime smirk on your face whenever you see “several people are typing”
(via cherrymangomuffin)
I didn’t post them here? Oh my god by bad, theses babies deserve more of my love everyday now and forever
(this is from 2011 too I think)
(via shelgon)
me (not caffeinated): anxious
me (caffeinated): anxious, but faster
(Source: mentholsaint, via odocoileuss)
Why do Germans use smilies like this :) or this:0 If they already got Ü oh Ö?
I just texted my German friend about this and she replied:
WE DO NOT SMILE IN GERMANY
why is my pencil talking
why is your cat full of star wars sound effects
(via mr-blind)
Oh thank god Will Smith gets every award
Please let this post age well
(Source: browsedankmemes, via itstimetogetspooky)
blake shelton being picked as the sexiest man alive makes me think it’s a good time to tell this story again: one of my brothers’ teachers in elementary school was mrs. shelton aka blake shelton’s ex-wife and while she was totally country chic boutique big bleach blonde hair, she was also a very sweet woman and worked with special ed kids in particular and according to her, blake is a huge fucking DICK.
make her sexiest man alive
all in favor ?
Local media interviewed Henry to get his take on the Saints winning. Insightful commentary. (Sound.)
(via jacks-mom)
this is 100% in-character what are you talking about
im loving how many ppl thought this was a post from an official storyboard artist
(via itstimetogetspooky)